What?

friend flirts with me and leads me on for 6 years. Finally he leans in for a kiss pulls away and says he can’t. WHY you may ask?
“I’m deploying for a year I can’t have it happen once and risk it never happening again”
NOW WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT TO SOMEONE


d-viant:

Me

d-viant:

Me

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

working at Bed Bath and Beyond

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beben-eleben:

Kit-Kat has revolutionized college life

(via thats-grool)


When my guy friends haven’t evolved past kindergarden status flirting technique


madeupmonkeyshit:

you dont know how many times i got hit with the error bullshit

madeupmonkeyshit:

you dont know how many times i got hit with the error bullshit


revolutionaryrainbows:

YAAAAS NANCY DON’T BE NICE

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gurl imma have to call you back

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gurl imma have to call you back

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